From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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