The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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