he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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