That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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