When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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