how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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