If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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