Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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