i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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