Don't you send me to vm
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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