I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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