Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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