You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
