OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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