Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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