That's intense
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
This is my gift to your gina
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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