): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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