So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
