Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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