I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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