fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
