What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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