If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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