I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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