if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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