i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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