Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
