sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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