Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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