She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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