Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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