Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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