how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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