did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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