I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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