A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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