'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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