So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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