What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
