I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Can I color on your dick again?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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