six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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