i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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