You're my little dorito
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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