Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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