So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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