i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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