Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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