I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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