She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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