I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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