You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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