Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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