I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
honey bunches of taint.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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