No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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