it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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