So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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