He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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so let's talk penis.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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